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In that case, this is how it's done...
A matchmaker goes to see a poor artist and says, "I want to arrange a marriage for your son."
The poor artist replies, "I never interfere in my son's life." The matchmaker responds, "But the girl is Lord Rothschild's daughter." "Well, in that case..." Next, the matchmaker approaches Lord Rothschild. "I have a husband for your daughter." "But my daughter is too young to marry." "But this young man is already a vice president of the World Bank." "Ah, in that case..." Finally, the matchmaker goes to see the president of the World Bank. "I have a young man to recommend to you as a vice president." "But I already have more vice presidents than I need." "But this young man is Lord Rothschild's son-in-law." "Ah, in that case...." |
Public speaker introducing the guest of honor at a portrait unveiling:
"I've never been invited to a public hanging before...." |
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