Nathaniel,
Your post has been most well-received here. As much as a layperson can enjoy and understand theoretic physics, I do. Heinsenberg's Uncertainy Principle and Bell's theorem...I continue to be totally fascinated. (Don't think I have some great knowledge in the area just because I threw out those names). I think your post was highly relevant. I have the Tao of Physics, but unfortunately keep getting distracted from my reading.
Steven,
Leave it to you to provide some wonderful comic relief. You always continue to amaze me with your writing and rapier mind...you had me truly laughing out loud.

As always, a beautiful contribution. Surely your skills at writing have been previously acknowledged before this forum. If not, they should have been.
And, we are all waiting with bated breath for when the mystery man is going to post his photo.
Jim,
There is actually a difference between Kinesiology and Applied Kinesiology. From the International College of Applied Kinesiology: "Applied Kinesiology (A.K.) is a system using muscle testing as a functional neurological evaluation."
From American Academy of Kinesiology and Physical Education: "Kinesiology refers to the study of movement. In American higher education, the term is used to describe a multifaceted field of study in which movement or physical activity is the intellectual focus. Physical activity includes exercise for improvement of health and physical fitness, activities of daily living, work, sport, dance, and play, and involves special population groups such as, children and the elderly; persons with disability, injury or disease; and athletes."