[Mike McCarty]

In a remote area, on a frozen lake, two men found themselves ice fishing fairly close to one another. One man could not catch a fish to save his life but noticed that the other man was hauling them in. He finally approached the man and asked: I notice that you are having a lot of luck here, what's your secret? The man looks up and mumbles something incoherent. I'm sorry, the man says, I didn't catch what you said. Once again the man mumbles incoherently. Again the man responds, I'm not understanding what you are saying, can you be more clear? Finally the man bends over, spits on the ground, and then says "you've got to keep the worms warm."

Michele, while on your flight, you could hide a vile of mineral spirits between your cheek and gum. When someone speaks to you just mutter "plein aire." I'll bet they leave you alone.