Soooooo Mike, what's a nice guy like you doing in a thread like this? Did you say that there's a small medium at large in your local theatre?

After a bunch of bad jokes I can usually depend on the audience to run, not walk, to the nearest exit

Go on to the next thread folks, this one is, or ought to be, finished...
I hope that I'm the last one here so I can lock this thing up and toss away the key.