[Timothy C. Tyler]

Originally Posted by Ngaire Winwood

Tim,

It just so happens, I can put a good word in for you when you arrive here. I have rung Customs to tell them that when you arrive you have 24 hours to get yourself and your instructional videos straight to my door, as I told them that you will be staying with me for at least 4 weeks.

Oh! my mistake didn't I tell you that you have to enter Australia via my place, because I have to put you under house arrest and into my care for debriefing. You are special, that is why you need the debriefing. Not all tourists are treated this way. Customs wait for my intel on this and I advise them who needs to be debriefed and who doesn't.

Oh! my mistake didn't I tell you this part too..... Oops...I will need to debrief you of all of your trade secrets and then you have to personally demonstrate this knowledge to me during this 4 weeks or until I am satisfied you are not a spy. I then have to put a report into Customs after I am satisfied. This of course, may take longer than 4 weeks and I suggest you tell your kin that your stay here 'down under' could be extended due to Custom protocol.

Here, in Australia, we like to do all we can to uphold our international repoire by giving personal attention to tourists albiet some get more than they expect.

I await your confirmation on dates with interest. Over and out........

I just thought the visas & imigration might be easier there...