Hmm - is pinching jurors such a great idea, Kimberly? Well, hey - whatever works! Also, if you have an OPA after your name, does it give you the leeway to shout "OPA!" and break plates? (I'm totally comfortable saying this, as my wife is Greek
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All right, all right. All kidding aside, I think this piece certainly deserves to be in any national show of high merit. Letters-after-one's-name notwithstanding, your work is the thing that impresses me!