Here's a tip ... live near a hospital.
Take a bus to a fine restaurant across town, something with a nice moonscape view of the bay. Order a expensive meal, a good bottle of wine. When they bring the check, smile and make some comment about how reasonable the prices are, then groan, grab your chest, and hit the floor.
After they've taken you to the hospital and left you on the gurney to die in the hallway just get up and walk home.